Country Girl: a Memoir by Edna O'Brien: review - Telegraph
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Three Irish guys go into a pub, have a few pints and are ready to leave
and pay their tab. The bar back brings them a bill for exactly £30.00.
Each guy gives him a tenner, and they leave.
When the bar back hands the £30.00 to the bartender, he is told a
mistake was made. The bill was only £25.00, not £30.00. The bartender
gives the bar back five £1.00 notes and tells him to take it back to the
3 Irish guys.
On their way out of the pub, the bar back has a thought... these guys
did not give him a tip. (Editor's note: yes, I know they do not
generally tip in Ireland, please just play along?) He figures that since
there is no way to split £5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep
two pounds for himself and give them back three pounds.
OK! So far so good!
He taps one of the guys on the shoulder and explains about a mix up in
the bill, and hands the guy the three pounds, then departs with his
two-pound tip in his pocket.
Now the fun begins!
Remember £30-£25=£5 Right? £5-£3=£2 Right?
So what's the problem? All is well, right? Not quite? Answer this: Each of the three guys originally gave £10.00 each. They each got back £1.00 in change. That means they paid £9.00 each, which times three is £27.00. The delivery boy kept £2.00 for a tip. £27.00 plus £2.00 equals £29.00. Where the heck is the other pound?????????? |
Tom Frawley
Forget "Bartender of the Month;" Tom Frawley, 91, the recently retired owner of the P. Frawley public house in Lahinch, Co. Clare, is our favorite bartender of all time.
Though he probably couldn't mix a margarita if he tried, Tom was the embodiment of all that is noble about the profession.
He ran a tight ship with quiet authority (a fluorescent sign inside his pub read: "No Stag Parties Welcome Here"), was spry and attentive beyond his years (when he wasn't dozing on his stool), spun a great yarn, sang like an angel, and was, above all, a character — of a kind that proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the existence of an almighty, all-knowing, and highly creative God.
Tom Frawley, an avowed bachelor, pulled his first pint at the age of 9 in 1928 in this tiny, grocery-cum-pub, which has been in his family for an astounding 138 years. When his mother died in 1961, he took over P. Frawley and ran it until he begrudgingly retired due to poor health this past August.
For more on this story, please go to
http://thebeachsideresident.com/2012/03/bartender_tom_frawley/
Note the absence of refrigeration... Aussie pubs would go broke...
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